the calendar of small talk
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
*sleigh bells jingle ominously in the distance*
"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin
how do boys look good without makeup
thats it. thats literally it. entirely. for serious though
A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.
When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.
pro tip: if you want to live a happy life
then you never
the season two
sometimes i drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams