1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
"i want an anime with non binary characters!!"
"i want an anime with a visibly disabled character!!!"
"no, a visibly disabled POC!!! and make them a woman!! and dealing with extreme poverty and homelessness!"
"well, what about a POC with severe mental and emotional trauma? and a…
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
I’M MAD BECAUSE I JUST HALF SMILED AND BLEW AIR OUT OF MY NOSE REALLY HARD
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
this websites attitude towards people who simply didnt know something is probably more toxic than anything in the vicinity of 100 meters from the chernobyl nuclear factory wreck
HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions.
I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality.
And it will be the death of me.