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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

tacoworu:

requirments for dating me

  • dont be a tool
  • always invite me to your crap
  • laugh at my jokes even when theyre clearly only funny to me
  • be me
  • just be a slightly hotter me
  • idc if that means u a girl or a guy or both or neither or whateve r
  • i will only settle for slightly-hotter me

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

crumpetntea:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

HEY YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE TEAS I MADE FOR THAT ONE POPULAR FRANCHISE? AND THEY WERE SUPER POPULAR AND LIKE EVEN THE ACADEMY AWARDS MENTIONED THEM? AND THEN LAWYERS WERE LIKE “OOPS, NOPE.”
Well I fixed them so the lawyers said “Okay cool!”

So back once again are Teas For Travelers! Teas totally inspired by but not in any other way associated with The Hobbit!

You can find all of them on this page by clicking literally any of these words! Fandom sampler coming soon!

Also, take note that due to teas being discontinued, the blends for The Burglar and Elf Lady have changed slightly, but I promise, both are still super good! 

Bless.

letloosethekraken:

redscharlach:

Recipes That Sound Like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I know the last thing the world needs is MORE puns on Benedict’s name, but a few nights ago, I dreamed that someone told me come up with this list and when I woke up, I felt obliged to follow the strange whims of my subconscious. Sorry…

No, the worlds needs every pun it can get.

newpope:

newpope:

newpope:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

drn007:

octogetintherobot:

I have no idea who “Lucky” is nor why Daft Punk wants to get him so bad.

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pocketaimee:

This is what happened after the end of the movie. You cannot convince me otherwise!!

(Credit for this idea goes to you, anonymous dude on 4chan. You’re awesome.)

Edit: Fixed my Ja-Da mixup. Thanks to those who pointed it out!

spencerspocketcondom:

my kind of biscuit

sammywhatammy:

adisneyheart:

harpollo:

neilcicierega:

emmyc:

A lot of people are confused about how squash-and-stretch works in animation. It’s very simple! They are just exaggerated frames in-between the “alpha frames” that makes very subtle enhancements to the animation, thus creating the beautiful flowing movement in the animated gif we see above. This technique was perfected by Glenjamin Keen Disney

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yep, it’s back.

I DIED 

CRYING

 

channelyouth:

New life motto

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