Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?
damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore
I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway
okay I have to reblog for that pun
requirments for dating me
- dont be a tool
- always invite me to your crap
- laugh at my jokes even when theyre clearly only funny to me
- be me
- just be a slightly hotter me
- idc if that means u a girl or a guy or both or neither or whateve r
- i will only settle for slightly-hotter me
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
Recipes That Sound Like Benedict Cumberbatch. Yes, I know the last thing the world needs is MORE puns on Benedict’s name, but a few nights ago, I dreamed that someone told me come up with this list and when I woke up, I felt obliged to follow the strange whims of my subconscious. Sorry…
No, the worlds needs every pun it can get.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
This is what happened after the end of the movie. You cannot convince me otherwise!!
(Credit for this idea goes to you, anonymous dude on 4chan. You’re awesome.)
Edit: Fixed my Ja-Da mixup. Thanks to those who pointed it out!
just finished designing one last thing and now its super late and i’m pretty sure i might be forgetting something i had to do for tomorrow oh man so delirious and tirdddddd
eat snickers ice cream bar