my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies
This is what happened after the end of the movie. You cannot convince me otherwise!!
(Credit for this idea goes to you, anonymous dude on 4chan. You’re awesome.)
Edit: Fixed my Ja-Da mixup. Thanks to those who pointed it out!
just finished designing one last thing and now its super late and i’m pretty sure i might be forgetting something i had to do for tomorrow oh man so delirious and tirdddddd
eat snickers ice cream bar