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If authors were lovers to the English language

thegestianpoet:

  • Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
  • Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
  • Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
  • Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again
  • Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways
  • Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you
  • Rand would make you do all the work yourself
  • Poe would cry 
what should’ve happened on the mountaintop in the avengers

sonnss:

fire-lady:

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egriz:

Eggs Benedict. Happy birthday, Solusn.

dingoatemybabycrazy:

deductism:

inkorstardust:

deductism:

natalieisnotalice:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

theinsultingdetective:

doctorwho:

supercrossover.

Superwhowizlocklin.

I fucking like.

I do like how the official Doctor Who tumblr reblogged this.

No. I will not start watching Merlin. Tumblr has exposed me to enough television as it is. I CAN’T HANDLE ANY MORE.

do iiiiit. watch meerrrlliiinn.

(also: this post of mine is decades old. HOW IS IT STILL GOING?)

I think this would get all kinds of gloriously awkward pretty damn fast. Harry’s going to wonder why Merlin is a servant boy and not a powerful wizard with a staff, and Arthur’s going to be wondering why apparent hunters wear such flimsy cloth.

Dean’s going to be wondering if Sherlock is possessed by an angel or a demon because godammit nobody but those guys acts like that, and John’s going to be wondering who on earth this special Doctor friend of Sherlock’s is.

Rory will wonder if a thirteen year old boy with a stick can really help before he remembers the Sonic Screwdriver is a stick and the Doctor acts about thirteen anyway. Sam will wonder if Arthur has Excalibur somewhere, and does this mean they’re hunting dragons again? 

Sherlock will wonder how long it will take everyone but the Doctor and himself to figure out what’s going on. 
The Doctor will probably wonder if everyone he’s picked up will like bunk-beds.  

asdklakldslasdlja that^

Dean will get in shouting matches with all the British people over the correct names of food.

Captain Jack will show up and try to seduce everybody except Harry. Dean will give him a bloody nose for trying and he will complain about early 21st century heternormativity while Dean glowers and talks about pussy in excess.

Sam will geek out over everything, which the Doctor finds delightful and Sherlock will find tedious.

And then Dean will try to hit on Amy, only to be interrupted by Rory and say, “You’re married to him!?”

inspector-radio:

I’m horrible

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

hariboo:

Me: ... Well I got it from the fandom, okay?
My Sister: And if the fandom jumped off a bridge? Would you jump too?
Me: Sarah, you don't understand. If the fandom jumped off a bridge, it's because there's a ship underneath.

hoursago:

sherlock hates disneyland

littletinydoom asked: Sherlock trying to deduce Arthur and being unable to because nothing about him adds up

withaflourish:

Sherlock stared at the man in front of him.

This seemingly-simple man was surprisingly difficult to analyze. Nothing seemed to match up, and when Sherlock did spit out his usual chain of deductions, a lot of it was just patchwork guessing (although he’d never admit it; he did have a reputation to uphold, after all). 

“That’s brilliant!”

“Did I get everything right then?” Sherlock asked, preening a little bit inside.

“Not a single thing! But it was brilliant anyway!”

icarusing:

reapersun:

i’m basically in love with jemaine’s face okay

is this comic even legible


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kaiseilin:

Tossing apples! It jsut feels reeeeeeeally nice!

-Arthur Shappey

jisuk:

darren-cumberbatch-fox:

ladyprincessgeek-nerd:

legal-lolita:

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