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missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

fantasylanded:

breakfastatdior:

Another [and probably the best] picture of Mel and I yesterday! All make up. No photoshop. Had so much fun though I will admit.. It’s great to have all that make up off!

[photo props to shortfusepinups.com]

AMAZING idea and execution, so impressive!

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

conservacat:

youovershare:

gallifrey-feels:

nosdrinker:

andernina:

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

No

okay I have to reblog for that pun

#mandatory

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

inbetweenthelineart:

riandawsoff:

cumbercrieff:

In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this

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and fall down a lot

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where can I watch

IT’S CALLED “SLIDE SHOW”

http://au.tv.yahoo.com/slideshow/

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

hollowgrin:

sqrt-1:

awesomephilia:

(via)

F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?

F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

diglettdevious:

wherehasmylifegone:

rawrfrearmerawr:

zach-porderp:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

i cant even begin to tell you how much this is me

This is exactly what Soni and I’s apartment will be like every day …

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

Fanfreakingtastic

afterelton:

New Zealand MP Maurice Williamson gave one of the greatest speeches ever delivered at a marriage equality debate last night in the NZ parliament, before the bill legalizing same-sex marriage was passed in a 77-44 vote.

We need more humor in this discusion.

alicexz:

I’ve been slaving away long days and endless nights on this portrait series and today I finally get to debut my hard work. In fact, I am going to open a gallery show this summer containing works like this which I expect you all to attend. For now, though, prints of my crowning achievement are available in my sexy new shop (my old shop couldn’t handle it.) If you don’t buy the entire set I can only assume you don’t appreciate true beauty.

naturalshocks:

Molly Hooper broke up with the most dangerous man in Britain.

But not before she’d introduced him to her cat and made him watch Glee.

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

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serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

get the fuck out of here you clever little shit

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