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diglettdevious:

wherehasmylifegone:

rawrfrearmerawr:

zach-porderp:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

i cant even begin to tell you how much this is me

This is exactly what Soni and I’s apartment will be like every day …

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

Fanfreakingtastic

afterelton:

New Zealand MP Maurice Williamson gave one of the greatest speeches ever delivered at a marriage equality debate last night in the NZ parliament, before the bill legalizing same-sex marriage was passed in a 77-44 vote.

We need more humor in this discusion.

alicexz:

I’ve been slaving away long days and endless nights on this portrait series and today I finally get to debut my hard work. In fact, I am going to open a gallery show this summer containing works like this which I expect you all to attend. For now, though, prints of my crowning achievement are available in my sexy new shop (my old shop couldn’t handle it.) If you don’t buy the entire set I can only assume you don’t appreciate true beauty.

naturalshocks:

Molly Hooper broke up with the most dangerous man in Britain.

But not before she’d introduced him to her cat and made him watch Glee.

starksmash:

mamakarkat:

cronkri:

karkat—vantass:

chulacabra:

allstarbatmanny:

My roommate got sent a 2.5 pound box of sour gummy worms and these are the nutrition facts.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

image

serving size: bowl

Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

get the fuck out of here you clever little shit

napoleonbonerhard:

psychollama:

accioscabior:

I’m hungry.

My stomach is singing the song of it’s people.

Far over the big fridge-freezer cold.
To cupboards deep, and pantries old.
We must avast, ere break of fast,
Eat all the things-the grumble told.

The hunger roaring on the height.
The stomach moaning in the night.
The thoughts were bread, with chocolate spread.
Our eyes like saucers glazed with light. 

#1 fandom group hug

qwertyprophecy:

Angel-zapping into a moving vehicle is a fancy move, sure, but sometimes I wonder

what if he misses

adirred:

Being A Brief Summary Of The TV Show Supernatural As Recorded By Someone Who Has Never Actually Seen The TV Show Supernatural Outside Of What Has Appeared With Amazing Regularity On A Tumblr Dashboard.

(Supernatural fans, I assure you, it’s all meant in love and goodwill. Besides which, given everything I know about this show comes from you, you have only yourselves to blame.) 

thequeenofbutts:

theinspirationtree:

All-In-One Breakfast Station

- Toaster oven, griddle, coffee maker in one unit 
- 6-liter mini toaster oven 
- 4 cup coffee maker 
- Removable non-stick hot plate

why would anyone propose with a ring

when this exists 

dilfosaur:

no sir it was not the best choice to stay up and watch the great mouse detective

renners-army:

Good morning.

deliciousmuchentuchen:

mrvikkiethecrucian:

for deliciousmuchentuchen

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

LSP on the Iron Throne <3 OHMYGLOB 

The Great Game: Humorous Summary
Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
Mrs Hudson: lover's tiff?
John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
John: I HATE YOU BOTH
John: FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
Sherlock: lol
Wall: :)
Bomb: explodes
 -LATER-
John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
Sherlock: nonchalance
Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
Sherlock: don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
 -LATER AGAIN-
Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
 -SHOES-
Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT
John: oh you did not just -
Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
 -LAB-
Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND
Molly: SO THERE
Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual
Molly: you asshole
John: Dick move
Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
John: 
Sherlock: 
John: shoes
Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
 -MORE CASES-
 -MEANWHILE-
John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
John: INVESTIGATING
Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
John: I can't believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE
Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?
John: JDFKOEFIDNFDKDIFD
Sherlock: Well there's no need to get testy
 -LATER-
John: Right I'm going out
Sherlock: Cool I'll get the groceries
John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
 -AT THE POOL-
Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
John: well butter my rump and call me toast
Sherlock: wh
Sherlock: John?
John: bomb vest
Sherlock: okay shit just got personal
Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
Sherlock: You're too Irish to be scary
Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
Sherlock: ok I don't like this game any more
John: I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
Sherlock: 
Moriarty: 
John: 
John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
 LASER LIGHTS OF DEATH
Sherlock: well fuck
Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later
Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-
Sherlock: JOHN U OK
John: I'm fine
Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
John: Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
Sherlock: sliding the bomb away
John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
Both: nervous giggling
Moriarty: LOL JOKES I'M BACK. AND I'M GONNA KILL YA.
Moriarty: SURPRISE
Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
Moriarty: deathstare
Sherlock: deathstare
Lasers: deathstare
John: hoooly fuck.
Steven Moffat: yes
Steven Moffat: do you like this?
Steven Moffat: are you invested?
Steven Moffat: ready?
Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER
Mark Gatiss: haha greatest
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