I think there is a glitch in the matrix
before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
you know you’re getting older when the marriages on facebook aren’t fake
“New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new.
I am a Time Lord.
where’s my fucking risotto
FUCKING HELL GORDON
Welcome to the 2012 debate where everything is made up and the points don’t matter
in an abandoned lakehouse
jude law is crying in front of a screen
Sometimes my dashboard breaks my heart.
Look closely and see that Bruce’s reflection is actually The Hulk.