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thorin-odinson:

The Fall (2006)

darrynek:

givemeinternet:

I think there is a glitch in the matrix

yolaandi:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

tea-and-tumblr:

you know you’re getting older when the marriages on facebook aren’t fake

bonnie-bug:

“New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new. 

I am a Time Lord.

jordanforinstance:

thedukeoflions:

where’s my fucking risotto

FUCKING HELL GORDON

lolidere:

quazzamonster:

Welcome to the 2012 debate where everything is made up and the points don’t matter

juenofhotep:

Want this so bad!!

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
 *as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
 *i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
 *i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
 His friends tipped me $20

hamishh:

somewhere

in an abandoned lakehouse

jude law is crying in front of a screen

heartbroken

moonblossom:

choquefrontal:

Sometimes my dashboard breaks my heart.

lickdatcapsicle:

the-incredible-hulk:

Look closely and see that Bruce’s reflection is actually The Hulk.

lifecrystals:

dawnofthedouchebag:

Empire Magazine pays tribute to the most iconic movie moments of the past 20 years

Fantastic photoset. *__*

If you’re having trouble recognizing any of them, they’re as follows:
Braveheart; The Matrix; Unforgiven; Good Will Hunting; Minority Report; Silence of the Lambs; 300; Lord of the Rings; American Psycho; Harry Potter; Shaun of the Dead; Atonement; Zoolander; Se7en; Terminator; Jurassic Park.

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