yolaandi:
before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did
tea-and-tumblr:
you know you’re getting older when the marriages on facebook aren’t fake
bonnie-bug:
“New year, new me,” I say, laughing to my friends. Suddenly, I throw my arms out, golden light erupting from my hands and face. I scream in agony as every single cell in my body is rewritten, atom by atom. Abruptly, the light show ends and I drop my arms, coughing out a golden trail of residual energy. I am completely made new.
I am a Time Lord.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
hamishh:
somewhere
in an abandoned lakehouse
jude law is crying in front of a screen
heartbroken
lifecrystals:
dawnofthedouchebag:
Empire Magazine pays tribute to the most iconic movie moments of the past 20 years
Fantastic photoset. *__*
If you’re having trouble recognizing any of them, they’re as follows:
Braveheart; The Matrix; Unforgiven; Good Will Hunting; Minority Report; Silence of the Lambs; 300; Lord of the Rings; American Psycho; Harry Potter; Shaun of the Dead; Atonement; Zoolander; Se7en; Terminator; Jurassic Park.
acciobenedictcumberbatch:
warden-sexual-frustrations:
pookiebrr:
warden-sexual-frustrations:
OOPS MORE PORN.
why would you do this to me
Because if I have to suffer, everyone else does too.
wow I hate everything
