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tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

01012012:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

you mean… eggcellent.

hierophiliaa:

random-fandom-man:

ultrafacts:

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if you can listen to all 21 minutes you are a god. i made it less then 2.

WHY IS THIS NOT A FORM OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT?

cleromancy:

noivern:

forgive me

I have melted
the sunglasses 
that you left at
my house

and which
you were probably
planning
to use as sunglasses

Forgive me
they were so fly
but this spoon is
even flyer 

kgm42986:

odditiesoflife:

9,000 Fallen Soldiers Stenciled into Sand at Normandy Beach

To commemorate “Peace Day”, British artists Jamie Wardley and Andy Moss, in combination with many volunteers, went to Normandy Beach and stenciled the silhouettes of the 9,000 soldiers who lost their lives on D-Day during World War II. With rakes and stencil pads shaped like bodies in hand, the group completed the temporary art installation titled The Fallen 9000.

The work is meant to serve as a stark visual reminder of the civilians, allied forces and Germans who died during the beach landings at Arromanches on D-Day: June 6th, 1944. The initial team began with 60 volunteers, but as word spread to nearby residents, an additional 500 people came to help with the temporary installation. Although the stenciled body impressions in the sand only lasted a few hours before the tide washed them away, the photographs serve as a reminder of the horrors of war and of the cherished lives lost.

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Wow

weetbixgod:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

I am honestly concerned for the state of sex education in America

samaldencomics:

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Sam Alden, The Worm Troll, 2013

First published as Il troll dei vermi by Delebile Edizioni, available to order here.

i mean i know people i went to school with are getting married, having babies

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A Minnesota farmer single-handedly built a 50-foot snowman. He calls it ‘Granddaddy’.

did-you-kno:

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destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Anonymous: But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*

digatisdi-deactivated20140324:

Please be joking

animeauthority:

Animegraphy 2013" is an AMV by qyll, showcasing how far we’ve come 50 years after Osamu Tezuka’s Astro Boy. The AMV is comprised of 206 anime from 2013 alone and is a magnificent sight to behold.

blackguyandrew:

heyveronica:

such wealth

so money

I hope this card gets rejected at every register 

loudmouthed:

supersoftghetto:

limit-the-sky:

christmastimeprincess:

ofools:

fuzzyhorns:

Jesus.

holy fucking shit

get this circulated. like, everywhere.

this is so fucking scary

read this

holy shit

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