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someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but Tumblr has systematically spoiled, warped, and ruined every single scene from it in gif form to the point where any vague interest I'd had in watching it has been completely murdered

thorinss:

sometimes i wish tumblr appreciated platonic relationships a little more

i mean shipping things is great and lovely and oh so much fun

but like what’s wrong with a little bromance

why does tumblr see two attractive men and immediately want them to be fucking each other or getting married or being in a romantic relationship

why can’t they just

be bros and stuff

pnffs:

the thing (well, one thing) about moffat is that he keeps creating these mysterious characters who are feisty and special and different and they cross timelines and they live in paradoxes and broken worlds and they are interesting and cool.

but they are not relatable.

whereas rose was us, working customer service with no immediate prospects.

martha was us, going to school and dealing with family crap.

donna was us, nothing special until she went on an adventure and learned how special she’d been all along.

moffat writes the companion he thinks we all want to be.  rtd wrote the companion we all could be.

animebarackobama:

who cares about “no shave november” what about “no romney for president november” that sounds better

friendlyatheist:

Sadly the best journalism is found in a comedy show that it is 30 min long.
And there are three 24-hours news networks for what precisely? 

^THIS^

doctorwhoforlife:

clara-amongthestars:

gameofgnomes:

tumblr is like the tardis… you use it for what seems like a couple of hours, and then you come back to your life and years have passed.

#I thought it was like River Song’s diary

#Blue and full of spoilers

^

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rampaigehalseyface:

exceedinglyemily:

oh my god our neighbor is out on her back porch bringing her furniture inside and her husband came out and was like “HONEY YOU ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT, STOP BEING SUCH A WOMAN”

and she went “YOUR PENIS DOES NOT LET YOU INVALIDATE MY WORK. I PACK BETTER THAN YOU. GO INSIDE AND MAKE ME A MARGARITA.”

YOUR PENIS DOES NOT LET YOU INVALIDATE MY WORK.


XD I need that on a t-shirt.

sugarblaster:

therealbitchpudding:

what a huge dumbass

do you know how much it costs to get taken to the ER in a fucking ambulance

about a full years worth of rent

so fuck you, fuck you Mitt, go take a cactus and shove it up your ass repeatedly you big fucking dickbag privileged piece of shit

This idiot. Ugh. I got a $400 dollar emergency room bill (when I was 19) for just WALKING INTO THE DAMN PLACE (literally, walking, on my own two feet). I wasn’t even hurt! All they did was ask me some questions and check my blood pressure, as I had just been in a car accident.

Clearly Mitt Romney has NO IDEA how emergency rooms work and why relying on them for PRIMARY CARE is the ABSOLUTE WORST THING EVER. 

basedgosh:

how did they give madagascar like 40 movies but there isnt a sequel to the incredibles yet

bbcsherlockian:

Help Me.

This scene made me very happy. Whilst Matt smith’s doctor can be cocky and silly and eccentric, the doctor is still terrified of the Daleks, and he’ll never be over that. I was pretty annoyed that he didn’t seem the slightest bit intimidated when he arrived in the dalek… senate, but this scene made up for that. Thanks Moffat, for reiterating the terror the Daleks give the doctor; that’s always pretty important to me.

diet-killers:

Peach Melba Whipped Cream Cake with Almonds (by Marie Z. Dunn)

ccolfer:

roses are red

violets are blue

obama is awesome and doesn’t deserve the shit he’s given on a daily basis because at least he’s trying to better the country and i’d say that after 8 years of being ruled by a dumb as fuck president, there is a lot to fix and most of it can’t be fixed overnight and if you actually think he was going to fix it within four years, then you need to sit down and think about what you’re expecting from one person

and so stop

Them: I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
You: Why not?
Them: It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
You: So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
Them: NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You: You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
Them: But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
You: Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".

petitedeath:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Girls have size’s 0-16 (for most stores), and guys don’t have this form of sizing, just the size of their waists.

First of all, it’d be easier to purchase jeans from different stores. A US size 2 at one store may not be the same as a US size 2 from another store. However, if you measure at 26 inches at the waist at one store, you’ll most likely still be 26 inches at another store.

Secondly, stores wouldn’t have to change their standard of sizings. A size 2 now was a size 8 at some point in history. Again, 26 inches is still 26 inches.

I also think removing the current standard of sizing for girls (sizing 0-16) would be better psychologically for girls.

Waist and length! I hate when I have a size 2 and its loose or just fits great, and then i try another on and it doesnt fit, i end up having to get a 6. Its confusing, why numbers anyways? Why not measurements like mens?

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