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vocaroo: my grandma: your other grandma has put on loads of weight she’s a big heffer now me: wow you bitch my grandma: yes i was sat next to her at the christmas service and i was thinking “oh you have gotten fat you fat old woman” me: omg stop you are drunk! u are pissed off your tits! my grandma: what? no i’m not! i don’t drink alcohol me: we put brandy in your coffee my grandma:
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Social Life Alert
eileenoconnell: A button you wear as a necklace…press it in dire cases of no weekend plans emergencies. “HELP, MY PLANS FELL DOWN AND NOBODY LIKES ME” “We’ll send someone over right away!”
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don't you love it when
one of your plans for NYE is sorta sketch so you’re thinking of going with option #2 and you start planning for it and you’re getting excited  AND THEN one of your exes decides it’ll be cool to finally announce he’s going (TODAY OF ALL DAYS) and what he should bring. so. option #1 again it is. let’s just hope there is no waxing. i’m not even joking one of...
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Buttercup: Can't you abacus a little faster?
Blossom: Abacus my butt!
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it really bothers me
when i watch animated movies that over-animate. it… it just makes me want to grab the characters by their shoulders and yell “STOP. STOP MOVING FOR GODSSAKES I CAN BARELY SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING.” seriously. it’s all moving so freaking fast. … so you all know i’m watching The Emperor’s New Groove 2. Something that probably shouldn’t have...
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PROCRASTINATION
jackiemakescomics: things I should be drawing things I want to be drawing
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