highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
are you medusa cuz ur makin me rock hard
dogs be barkin outside my window
sounds like the Twilight Bark
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
ugh so earlier i was scratching my thumb and randomly felt a little bump. i think it might’ve been a little splinter or something that got wedged way in there, and I only really felt it when I pressed it….but being dumb me I decided to see if I could squish it out and fuck I couldn’t and now my thumb pad just feels weird and sightly tingly and tender around the bump and I notice it even more and it sucks bleh
hey so remember i said i did a dumb thing?
this was that dumb thing
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
“This is my design.”
Will Graham from Hannibal. Great show; plus I like my men in suits so there you go.
Half in the Bag: Star Trek Into Darkness
A really good review I stumbled upon for this movie. I went to see STID super excited, and left a bit hollow and confused, but having had fun nonetheless. I agree with a lot of what these guys say, not everything, but I did laugh a lot so I thought I’d share it.